Random things I don't understand

-Smart cars. You've seen them. It's basically a lego car but for real. Sure, they're great for the environment. But you know what they're also great for? Dying in a fiery crash. It's like cruising down the freeway in garbage can on wheels.

-Why people like Angelina Jolie. Remember how she used to sleep with knives? And make out with her brother? And basically be a vampire? She also, if you recall, stole a nice lady's husband and then made him adopt all her children and follow her to huts in Africa and go on hunger strikes (probably) and infect him with malaria to make some point (I would assume) and such. OK, she probably donates lots of money to good causes, but...we don't know that for a FACT, do we?

-How car insurance works. This dude hit me on the road. I reported it. My insurance company sent me a check to fix my mirror. HA! I HAVE NO INTENTION OF FIXING MY MIRROR, SUCKERS! I WIN!

-The appeal of The Hills. Now, let me just say, that I LOVE bad TV. I could spend my days watching America's Next Top Model, Legally Blonde: The Search for Elle Woods, Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, Hell's Kitchen, and The Girls Next Door for the rest of my life, and I'd die a very happy and entertained woman. So when I have friends who patiently explain to me that The Hills is so bad it's good, my first thought is SIGN ME UP.

But you can't sign me up, because The Hills freakin' sucks. I'm fine with shows being fake, but this one is RIDIC. Every scene is literally them talking about what happened in the previous scene. Example:

Scene One: Spencer and Heidi have a fight.
Scene Two: LC: "Those shoes are so cute!" Heidi: "I know, right?" LC: "Hey, I bet Spencer thinks they're cute, right? How are things going with him, actually?" Heidi: "Not well, now that you mention it. He's been holding me back. Now I'm going to Vegas for work." LC: "Maybe this will be good, because it will help you MAKE A CHOICE." Loooooooong pause. Staring. CUE POPPY MUSIC.
Scene Three: On the plane in Vegas. Douchey boss guy: "Hey Heidi. You never came to Vegas before. Is something NO LONGER HOLDING YOU BACK?" Heidi: "Oh, you know...stuff...." Other douchey boss guy, helpfully: "She has a boyfriend." Heidi: "We're having problems, actually." Douchey boss guy: "Oh yeah? Well maybe now it's time to MAKE A CHOICE." HEIDI STARES OUT THE WINDOW.
CUE ASHLEE SIMPSON SONG THAT HAS NO RELEVENCE TO THE STORY. CREDITS.

That's pretty much the show.